Dear Valhalations,

The airfares have now been booked and so it is too late now for your girlfriends/wives etc. to talk you out of going or withhold sexual favours (although this may still be an unhappy consequence).

We are all travelling up Thursday 22nd Feb at 6pm on Virgin Blue flight DJ239.

The 5 travelling back Sunday 25th Feb, have a 6:05 pm flight from Brisbane on Impulse Airlines VQ7222 .

The 2 travelling back Monday 26th Feb, have a 7pm flight on Impulse Airlines VQ7224 .

The cost for the Thur to Sundayers is $168 return. The cost for the Thur to Mondayers is $144 return. Please give me this money as soon as possible so I can pay off my credit card. The rest of the costs probably will not be payable until the weekend when they are incurred.

Regards VP Porker